Everyone hated him because he smelled like (bad smell)
He also had an extra (body part)
On his forehead. He was hooked on (illegal drug)
All he had was (type of armour)
His best friend (stupid name)
gave him a (any object)
that he later shoved up his ass and was then admitted into the Local Hospital.The doctor used a[n] (pointy Rs object)
to dig the item out of the poor noobs broken asshole. He then stuck his (body part)
into the noobs asshole and mouth. The noob then crawled home with a broken anus and (descriptive word)
lips.After that dreadfull night the poor noob decided to make something of himself he wants to be the dictator of (place)P>and then take over the world!He begins his long journey to the Varrock sword shop, along the way he meets a Tramp. The Tramp asks the noob for some spare change, noob gives the Tramp (number under 10)
GPThe noob arrives at the Famous (name)
Sword Shop.He checks to make sure they have the bronze dagger that he's been looking for.(exciting phrase)
They have one left in stock! Oh (bad word)
it cost 20gp! I don't have enough!The Sword Shop manager says he will give it to him if he [Haves][gives him a[n] (sexual activity)
O_O
